This carpet looks like it has a hole
A pin-sharp, perfectly exposed vertical Short with a clean visual gag. Judged as short-form, the deliberately frantic, single-take handheld style reads as low editing rhythm and shaky stability — fine as a style choice, but that's what the numbers see.
Every theme, ranked by score.
Each theme is the average of its measures. The global score is then weighted for the auto-detected genre — for a vertical short, the weighting follows what matters most for that format.
| Theme | Score | /100 | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|
| BSharpness & Technical | 100 | Excellent | |
| GVoice & Speech | 100 | Excellent | |
| LAccessibility & Safety | 100 | Excellent | |
| AExposure & Color | 94 | Excellent | |
| DComposition & Framing | 92 | Excellent | |
| KPlatform & Metadata | 91 | Excellent | |
| FAudio Quality & Balance | 81 | Strong | |
| EAudio Loudness | 72 | Good | |
| JNarrative Structure | 50 | Weak | |
| IOn-screen Text | 50 | Weak | |
| CStability & Motion | 45 | Weak | |
| HEditing & Rhythm | 22 | Weak |
Fix these first, in this order.
The lowest-scoring measures against the standards for this genre — ranked by how much they drag the score.
Sharpness & Technical — 100
Focus and image quality. Scored 100/100 for this genre.
Voice & Speech — 100
Pace, fillers, silences. Scored 100/100 for this genre.
Accessibility & Safety — 100
Captions, photosensitivity. Scored 100/100 for this genre.
Thirteen themes, each on a 0–100 dial.
The whole video, on one timeline.
Sections are auto-detected from cut density and audio energy; the line shown is the first thing said in each span.
One real frame per detected section, pulled straight from the source at the timestamp shown.

Auto-transcribed locally (whisper). Language: EN · 31 words · 79% speech.
Theme by theme, measure by measure.
Expand any theme for its measures, values and scores. The blue boxes explain the technical terms.
BSharpness & Technical100
GVoice & Speech100
LAccessibility & Safety100
AExposure & Color94
DComposition & Framing92
KPlatform & Metadata91
FAudio Quality & Balance81
EAudio Loudness72
JNarrative Structure50
IOn-screen Text50
CStability & Motion45
HEditing & Rhythm22
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